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Sample Bounce FileCurrent Release: v6.0, May 2003
This is the sample "bounce" file for the MailBounce Example
Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 05:00:55 -0600 (CST) From: Postmaster Error <postmaster@CCTR.UMKC.EDU> Subject: Delivery Notification To: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu MIME-version: 1.0 This report relates to a message you sent with the following header fields: Message-id: <collage350@humournet.com> Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 01:21:10 -0400 From: HumourNet@telephonet.com (HumourNet) To: The Internet's Moderated Mailing List for Humor <humornet@csf.colorado.edu> Subject: Collage 350: Animal Humor Your message to the following recipients has been undeliverable for 1 day, and has been deleted from the queue: Recipient address: jasona Reason: unable to deliver this message after 1 day Reporting-MTA: dns; CCTR.UMKC.EDU Action: deleted Status: 4.0.0 (unable to deliver this message after 1 day) Final-recipient: rfc822;jasona Return-path: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu Received: from CCTR.UMKC.EDU by CCTR.UMKC.EDU (PMDF V5.1-8 #22489) id <01IHU69ZZ5NKEMWPUS@CCTR.UMKC.EDU>; Fri, 18 Apr 1997 05:00:53 CST Received: from csf.Colorado.EDU by CCTR.UMKC.EDU (PMDF V5.1-8 #22490) with ESMTP id <01IHU3YDC1R6EO5JN0@CCTR.UMKC.EDU> for jasona; Fri, 18 Apr 1997 03:21:11 CST Received: from host (LOCALHOST [127.0.0.1]) by csf.Colorado.EDU (8.7.6/8.7.3/CNS-4.0p) with SMTP id CAA00780; Fri, 18 Apr 1997 02:20:20 -0600 (MDT) Received: from ns.telephonet.com (ns.telephonet.com [207.254.96.11]) by csf.Colorado.EDU (8.7.6/8.7.3/CNS-4.0p) with ESMTP id XAA25156 for <humornet@csf.colorado.edu>; Thu, 17 Apr 1997 23:19:29 -0600 (MDT) Received: from [206.181.220.82] (telephonet.com [206.181.220.82]) by ns.telephonet.com (8.7.5/8.6.9) with SMTP id BAA20972; Fri, 18 Apr 1997 01:19:11 -0400 Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 01:21:10 -0400 From: HumourNet@telephonet.com (HumourNet) Subject: Collage 350: Animal Humor Sender: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu X-Sender: humour@HumourNet.com To: The Internet's Moderated Mailing List for Humor <humornet@csf.colorado.edu> X-To: (HumourNet) Message-id: <collage350@humournet.com> MIME-version: 1.0 X-Mailer: SmartMailer(tm) by Smart Mail Solutions, Inc. Content-type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Precedence: bulk X-Listprocessor-version: 8.0 -- ListProcessor(tm) by CREN X-Sender: humornet@mail.telephonet.com Precedence: bulk Mime-Version: 1.0 Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 07:40:36 -0400 To: ListMom <Listmom@telephonet.com> From: postmaster@SM9UL021.aircanada.ca (ccMail SMTPLINK) (by way of Vince Sabio, HumourNet Moderator) Subject: ccMail SMTPLINK Undeliverable Message User ainst@mail is not defined Original text follows ---------------------------------------------- Received: from sm9ul017.aircanada.ca by SM9UL021.aircanada.ca (SMTPLINK V2.11.01) ; Fri, 18 Apr 97 02:31:49 EST Return-Path: <owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu> Received: from csf.Colorado.EDU ([128.138.129.195]) by sm9ul017.aircanada.ca (post.office MTA v2.0 0813 ID# 0-0U10) with ESMTP id AAA237; Fri, 18 Apr 1997 02:32:10 -0400 Received: from host (LOCALHOST [127.0.0.1]) by csf.Colorado.EDU (8.7.6/8.7.3/CNS-4.0p) with SMTP id AAA27231; Fri, 18 Apr 1997 00:31:25 -0600 (MDT) Received: from ns.telephonet.com (ns.telephonet.com [207.254.96.11]) by csf.Colorado.EDU (8.7.6/8.7.3/CNS-4.0p) with ESMTP id XAA25156 for <humornet@csf.colorado.edu>; Thu, 17 Apr 1997 23:19:29 -0600 (MDT) Received: from [206.181.220.82] (telephonet.com [206.181.220.82]) by ns.telephonet.com (8.7.5/8.6.9) with SMTP id BAA20972; Fri, 18 Apr 1997 01:19:11 -0400 Message-Id: <collage350@humournet.com> Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 01:21:10 -0400 Sender: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu Precedence: bulk From: HumourNet@telephonet.com (HumourNet) To: "The Internet's Moderated Mailing List for Humor" <humornet@csf.colorado.edu> Subject: Collage 350: Animal Humor Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" X-To: (HumourNet) X-Sender: humour@HumourNet.com X-Mailer: SmartMailer(tm) by Smart Mail Solutions, Inc. X-Listprocessor-Version: 8.0 -- ListProcessor(tm) by CREN X-Sender: humornet@mail.telephonet.com Precedence: bulk Mime-Version: 1.0 Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 07:40:40 -0400 To: ListMom <Listmom@telephonet.com> From: Mail Delivery System <postmaster@lib.aubg.com> (by way of Vince Sabio, HumourNet Moderator) Subject: Delivery failure notification With reference to your message with the subject: "Collage 350: Animal Humor" One or more addresses in your message have failed with the following responses from the mail transport system: <funny%nb@lib.aubg.com> No such noticeboard 'funny'. Should you need assistance, please mail postmaster@lib.aubg.com. -------------------- Returned message follows --------------------- Return-path: <HumourNet@telephonet.com> Received: from rs.aubg.com by lib.aubg.com (Mercury 1.21); 18 Apr 97 13:19:00 GMT+2 Received: from [193.68.138.130] by rs.aubg.com (AIX 3.2/UCB 5.64/4.03) id AA05991; Fri, 18 Apr 1997 13:16:33 +0300 Resent-Message-Id: <9704181016.AA05991@rs.aubg.com> Received: from STUDENTS/SpoolDir by stud.aubg.com (Mercury 1.21); 18 Apr 97 13:17:00 +200 Received: from SpoolDir by STUDENTS (Mercury 1.21); 18 Apr 97 13:16:10 +200 Resent-From: "Dark Emperor" <CCG930@stud.aubg.com> Resent-To: nb-funny@rs.aubg.com Resent-Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 13:16:08 GMT+2 Received: from SpoolDir by STUDENTS (Mercury 1.21); 18 Apr 97 10:00:42 +200 Received: from rs.aubg.com by stud.aubg.com (Mercury 1.21); 18 Apr 97 10:00:38 +200 Received: from [128.138.129.195] by rs.aubg.com (AIX 3.2/UCB 5.64/4.03) id AA59157; Fri, 18 Apr 1997 09:44:38 +0300 Received: from host (LOCALHOST [127.0.0.1]) by csf.Colorado.EDU (8.7.6/8.7.3/CNS-4.0p) with SMTP id AAA27324; Fri, 18 Apr 1997 00:38:19 -0600 (MDTReceived: from ns.telephonet.com (ns.telephonet.com [207.254.96.11]) by csf.Colorado.EDU (8.7.6/8.7.3/CNS- Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 01:21:10 -0400 Sender: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu Precedence: bulk From: HumourNet@telephonet.com (HumourNet) To: "The Internet's Moderated Mailing List for Humor" <humornet@csf.colorado.edu> Subject: Collage 350: Animal Humor Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" X-To: (HumourNet) X-Sender: humour@HumourNet.com X-Mailer: SmartMailer(tm) by Smart Mail Solutions, Inc. X-Listprocessor-Version: 8.0 -- ListProcessor(tm) by CREN Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 08:00:00 -0400 (EDT) From: Mailer-daemon@mrin19.mail.aol.com Subject: Returned Mail: Undeliverable To: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu The mail you sent could not be delivered to: 552 mikep@aol.com has a full mailbox The text you sent follows: >From owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu Fri Apr 18 04:26:41 1997 Return-Path: <owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu> Received: from csf.Colorado.EDU (csf.Colorado.EDU [128.138.129.195]) by emin24.mail.aol.com (8.8.5/8.8.5/AOL-2.0.0) with ESMTP id EAA15582 for <mikep@aol.com>; Fri, 18 Apr 1997 04:26:40 -0400 (EDT) Received: from host (LOCALHOST [127.0.0.1]) by csf.Colorado.EDU (8.7.6/8.7.3/CNS-4.0p) with SMTP id CAA01350; Fri, 18 Apr 1997 02:26:14 -0600 (MDT) Received: from ns.telephonet.com (ns.telephonet.com [207.254.96.11]) by csf.Colorado.EDU (8.7.6/8.7.3/CNS-4.0p) with ESMTP id XAA25156 for <humornet@csf.colorado.edu>; Thu, 17 Apr 1997 23:19:29 -0600 (MDT) Received: from [206.181.220.82] (telephonet.com [206.181.220.82]) by ns.telephonet.com (8.7.5/8.6.9) with SMTP id BAA20972; Fri, 18 Apr 1997 01:19:11 -0400 Message-Id: <collage350@humournet.com> Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 01:21:10 -0400 Sender: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu Precedence: bulk From: HumourNet@telephonet.com (HumourNet) To: "The Internet's Moderated Mailing List for Humor" <humornet@csf.colorado.edu> Subject: Collage 350: Animal Humor Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" X-To: (HumourNet) X-Sender: humour@HumourNet.com X-Mailer: SmartMailer(tm) by Smart Mail Solutions, Inc. X-Listprocessor-Version: 8.0 -- ListProcessor(tm) by CREN From: AdminSTRM_Internet2@stream.com Mime-Version: 1.0 Date: Fri, 18 Apr 97 08:21:52 -0400 To: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu Subject: unable to deliver mail This message was returned to you for the following reasons: Unknown recipient: thomas_macnamee@strm.stream.com Unknown recipient: gary_condon@strm.stream.com Unknown recipient: jason_bush@strm.stream.com The original message follows. Received: from stream-bh.stream.com (fw.stream.com) by SMTPMAIL.Corporate.Stream.com with SMTP (IMA Internet Exchange 2.02 Enterprise) id 357675B0; Fri, 18 Apr 97 08:21:47 -0400 Received: (from uucp@localhost) by stream-bh.stream.com (8.6.12/8.6.11) id DAA29275; Fri, 18 Apr 1997 03:22:49 -0400 Received: from csf.colorado.edu by stream-bh.stream.com via smap (3.2) id xma029227; Fri, 18 Apr 97 03:22:40 -0400 Received: from host (LOCALHOST [127.0.0.1]) by csf.Colorado.EDU (8.7.6/8.7.3/CNS-4.0p) with SMTP id BAA28478; Fri, 18 Apr 1997 01:21:55 -0600 (MDT) Received: from ns.telephonet.com (ns.telephonet.com [207.254.96.11]) by csf.Colorado.EDU (8.7.6/8.7.3/CNS-4.0p) with ESMTP id XAA25156 for <humornet@csf.colorado.edu>; Thu, 17 Apr 1997 23:19:29 -0600 (MDT) Received: from [206.181.220.82] (telephonet.com [206.181.220.82]) by ns.telephonet.com (8.7.5/8.6.9) with SMTP id BAA20972; Fri, 18 Apr 1997 01:19:11 -0400 Message-Id: <collage350@humournet.com> Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 01:21:10 -0400 Sender: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu Precedence: bulk From: HumourNet@telephonet.com (HumourNet) To: "The Internet's Moderated Mailing List for Humor" <humornet@csf.colorado.edu> Subject: Collage 350: Animal Humor Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" X-To: (HumourNet) X-Sender: humour@HumourNet.com X-Mailer: SmartMailer(tm) by Smart Mail Solutions, Inc. X-Listprocessor-Version: 8.0 -- ListProcessor(tm) by CREN Date: Fri, 18 Apr 97 14:22:47+050 From: Mailer-Daemon@doe.ernet.in (Mail Delivery Subsystem) Subject: Returned mail: Service unavailable To: <owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu> ----- Transcript of session follows ----- Connected to [202.41.100.93]: >>> RCPT To:<mikep@medinst.doe.ernet.in> <<< 554 <mikep@medinst.doe.ernet.in>... Invalid hostname in domain doe . ernet . in 554 <mikep@medinst.doe.ernet.in>... Service unavailable ----- Unsent message follows ----- Return-Path: <owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu> Received: from csf.Colorado.EDU by doe.ernet.in (4.1/SMI-4.1-MHS-7.0) id AA24962; Fri, 18 Apr 97 14:22:47+050 Received: from host (LOCALHOST [127.0.0.1]) by csf.Colorado.EDU (8.7.6/8.7.3/CNS-4.0p) with SMTP id CAA01818; Fri, 18 Apr 1997 02:39:11 -0600 (MDT) Received: from ns.telephonet.com (ns.telephonet.com [207.254.96.11]) by csf.Colorado.EDU (8.7.6/8.7.3/CNS-4.0p) with ESMTP id XAA25156 for <humornet@csf.colorado.edu>; Thu, 17 Apr 1997 23:19:29 -0600 (MDT) Received: from [206.181.220.82] (telephonet.com [206.181.220.82]) by ns.telephonet.com (8.7.5/8.6.9) with SMTP id BAA20972; Fri, 18 Apr 1997 01:19:11 -0400 Message-Id: <collage350@humournet.com> Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 01:21:10 -0400 Sender: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu Precedence: bulk From: HumourNet@telephonet.com (HumourNet) To: "The Internet's Moderated Mailing List for Humor" <humornet@csf.colorado.edu> Subject: Collage 350: Animal Humor Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" X-To: (HumourNet) X-Sender: humour@HumourNet.com X-Mailer: SmartMailer(tm) by Smart Mail Solutions, Inc. X-Listprocessor-Version: 8.0 -- ListProcessor(tm) by CREN Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 10:30:20 EDT From: Local delivery agent <Postmaster@qcvaxa.acc.qc.edu> To: <owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu> Subject: LOCAL delivery error X-Report-Type: Nondelivery; boundary="> Error description:" Note: this message was generated automatically. An error was detected while processing the enclosed message. A list of the affected recipients follows. This list is in a special format that allows software like LISTSERV to automatically take action on incorrect addresses; you can safely ignore the numeric codes. --> Error description: Error-For: otqc@qcvaxa.acc.qc.edu Error-Code: 2 Error-Text: Error in delivery to user OT5QC retry count exceeded Error-End: 1 error detected ------------------------------ Rejected message ------------------------------ Received: from csf.Colorado.EDU by qcvaxa.acc.qc.edu (MX V4.0-1 VAX) with SMTP; Fri, 18 Apr 1997 04:21:39 EDT Received: from host (LOCALHOST [127.0.0.1]) by csf.Colorado.EDU (8.7.6/8.7.3/CNS-4.0p) with SMTP id CAA00786; Fri, 18 Apr 1997 02:20:25 -0600 (MDT) Received: from ns.telephonet.com (ns.telephonet.com [207.254.96.11]) by csf.Colorado.EDU (8.7.6/8.7.3/CNS-4.0p) with ESMTP id XAA25156 for <humornet@csf.colorado.edu>; Thu, 17 Apr 1997 23:19:29 -0600 (MDT) Received: from [206.181.220.82] (telephonet.com [206.181.220.82]) by ns.telephonet.com (8.7.5/8.6.9) with SMTP id BAA20972; Fri, 18 Apr 1997 01:19:11 -0400 Message-ID: <collage350@humournet.com> Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 01:21:10 -0400 Sender: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu Precedence: bulk From: HumourNet@telephonet.com (HumourNet) To: "The Internet's Moderated Mailing List for Humor" <humornet@csf.colorado.edu> Subject: Collage 350: Animal Humor MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" X-To: (HumourNet) X-Sender: humour@HumourNet.com X-Mailer: SmartMailer(tm) by Smart Mail Solutions, Inc. X-Listprocessor-Version: 8.0 -- ListProcessor(tm) by CREN Date: Sat, 19 Apr 1997 00:31:36 +1000 (EST) From: PMDF e-Mail Interconnect <postmaster@newcastle.edu.au> Subject: Delivery Notification: Delivery has been delayed To: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu, postmaster@newcastle.edu.au MIME-version: 1.0 This report relates to a message you sent with the following header fields: Message-id: <collage349@humournet.com> Date: Tue, 15 Apr 1997 00:54:35 -0400 From: HumourNet@telephonet.com (HumourNet) To: The Internet's Moderated Mailing List for Humor <humornet@csf.colorado.edu> Subject: Collage 349: IRS Humor Your message has been enqueued and undeliverable for 3 days to the following recipients: Recipient address: blangen@xenon.newcastle.edu.au Reason: unable to deliver this message after 3 days Delivery attempt history for your mail: Sat, 19 Apr 1997 00:11:25 +1000 (EST) TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory Fri, 18 Apr 1997 20:11:15 +1000 (EST) TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory Fri, 18 Apr 1997 16:10:07 +1000 (EST) TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory Fri, 18 Apr 1997 12:09:55 +1000 (EST) TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory Fri, 18 Apr 1997 08:10:37 +1000 (EST) TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory Fri, 18 Apr 1997 04:11:41 +1000 (EST) TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory Fri, 18 Apr 1997 00:12:20 +1000 (EST) TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory Thu, 17 Apr 1997 20:09:56 +1000 (EST) TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory Thu, 17 Apr 1997 16:09:56 +1000 (EST) TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory Thu, 17 Apr 1997 12:10:02 +1000 (EST) TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: Connection timed out Thu, 17 Apr 1997 08:10:03 +1000 (EST) TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory Thu, 17 Apr 1997 04:09:30 +1000 (EST) TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory Thu, 17 Apr 1997 00:10:25 +1000 (EST) TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory Wed, 16 Apr 1997 20:12:17 +1000 (EST) TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory Wed, 16 Apr 1997 16:07:23 +1000 (EST) TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory Wed, 16 Apr 1997 12:06:46 +1000 (EST) TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory Wed, 16 Apr 1997 08:06:43 +1000 (EST) TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory Wed, 16 Apr 1997 04:06:41 +1000 (EST) TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory Wed, 16 Apr 1997 00:06:45 +1000 (EST) TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory The mail system will continue to try to deliver your message for an additional 9 days. Reporting-MTA: dns; newcastle.edu.au Action: delayed Status: 4.0.0 (unable to deliver this message after 3 days) Final-recipient: rfc822;blangen@xenon.newcastle.edu.au Return-path: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu Received: from newcastle.edu.au by newcastle.edu.au (PMDF V5.1-8 #21153) id <0E8U8A101002FN@newcastle.edu.au>; Sat, 19 Apr 1997 00:31:36 +1000 (EST) Received: from csf.Colorado.EDU ("port 1353"@[128.138.129.195]) by newcastle.edu.au (PMDF V5.1-8 #21153) with ESMTP id <0E8O7E34000ESK@newcastle.edu.au> for blangen@xenon.newcastle.edu.au; Tue, 15 Apr 1997 18:25:19 +1000 (EST) Received: from host (LOCALHOST [127.0.0.1]) by csf.Colorado.EDU (8.7.6/8.7.3/CNS-4.0p) with SMTP id CAA07687; Tue, 15 Apr 1997 02:19:13 -0600 (MDT) Received: from ns.telephonet.com (ns.telephonet.com [207.254.96.11]) by csf.Colorado.EDU (8.7.6/8.7.3/CNS-4.0p) with ESMTP id WAA01089 for <humornet@csf.colorado.edu>; Mon, 14 Apr 1997 22:52:36 -0600 (MDT) Received: from [206.181.220.82] (telephonet.com [206.181.220.82]) by ns.telephonet.com (8.7.5/8.6.9) with SMTP id AAA06216; Tue, 15 Apr 1997 00:52:30 -0400 Date: Tue, 15 Apr 1997 00:54:35 -0400 From: HumourNet@telephonet.com (HumourNet) Subject: Collage 349: IRS Humor Sender: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu X-Sender: humour@HumourNet.com To: The Internet's Moderated Mailing List for Humor <humornet@csf.colorado.edu> X-To: (HumourNet) Message-id: <collage349@humournet.com> MIME-version: 1.0 X-Mailer: SmartMailer(tm) by Smart Mail Solutions, Inc. Content-type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Precedence: bulk X-Listprocessor-version: 8.0 -- ListProcessor(tm) by CREN Date: Sat, 19 Apr 1997 00:33:10 +1000 (EST) From: PMDF e-Mail Interconnect <postmaster@newcastle.edu.au> Subject: Delivery Notification: Delivery has been delayed To: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu, postmaster@newcastle.edu.au MIME-version: 1.0 This report relates to a message you sent with the following header fields: Message-id: <collage348@humournet.com> Date: Sat, 12 Apr 1997 04:01:35 -0400 From: HumourNet@telephonet.com (HumourNet) To: The Internet's Moderated Mailing List for Humor <humornet@csf.colorado.edu> Subject: Collage 348: Computer Virus Humor Your message has been enqueued and undeliverable for 6 days to the following recipients: Recipient address: blangen@xenon.newcastle.edu.au Reason: unable to deliver this message after 6 days Delivery attempt history for your mail: Sat, 19 Apr 1997 00:11:25 +1000 (EST) TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory Fri, 18 Apr 1997 20:11:15 +1000 (EST) TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory Fri, 18 Apr 1997 16:10:07 +1000 (EST) TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory Fri, 18 Apr 1997 12:09:55 +1000 (EST) TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory Fri, 18 Apr 1997 08:10:38 +1000 (EST) TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory Fri, 18 Apr 1997 04:11:41 +1000 (EST) TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory Fri, 18 Apr 1997 00:12:20 +1000 (EST) TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory Thu, 17 Apr 1997 20:09:56 +1000 (EST) TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory Thu, 17 Apr 1997 16:09:56 +1000 (EST) TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory Thu, 17 Apr 1997 12:10:02 +1000 (EST) TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory Thu, 17 Apr 1997 08:13:21 +1000 (EST) TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory Thu, 17 Apr 1997 04:12:48 +1000 (EST) TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory Thu, 17 Apr 1997 00:13:43 +1000 (EST) TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory Wed, 16 Apr 1997 20:15:36 +1000 (EST) TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory Wed, 16 Apr 1997 16:10:41 +1000 (EST) TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory Wed, 16 Apr 1997 12:10:04 +1000 (EST) TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory Wed, 16 Apr 1997 08:10:01 +1000 (EST) TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory Wed, 16 Apr 1997 04:09:59 +1000 (EST) TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory Wed, 16 Apr 1997 00:10:03 +1000 (EST) TCP active open: Failed connect() Error: No such file or directory The mail system will continue to try to deliver your message for an additional 6 days. Reporting-MTA: dns; newcastle.edu.au Action: delayed Status: 4.0.0 (unable to deliver this message after 6 days) Final-recipient: rfc822;blangen@xenon.newcastle.edu.au Return-path: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu Received: from newcastle.edu.au by newcastle.edu.au (PMDF V5.1-8 #21153) id <0E8U8A101002FN@newcastle.edu.au>; Sat, 19 Apr 1997 00:33:09 +1000 (EST) Received: from csf.Colorado.EDU ("port 4603"@[128.138.129.195]) by newcastle.edu.au (PMDF V5.1-8 #21153) with ESMTP id <0E8J39IA500ESW@newcastle.edu.au> for blangen@xenon.newcastle.edu.au; Sun, 13 Apr 1997 00:08:09 +1000 (EST) Received: from host (LOCALHOST [127.0.0.1]) by csf.Colorado.EDU (8.7.6/8.7.3/CNS-4.0p) with SMTP id IAA16125; Sat, 12 Apr 1997 08:03:47 -0600 (MDT) Received: from ns.telephonet.com (ns.telephonet.com [207.254.96.11]) by csf.Colorado.EDU (8.7.6/8.7.3/CNS-4.0p) with ESMTP id BAA14347 for <humornet@csf.colorado.edu>; Sat, 12 Apr 1997 01:59:43 -0600 (MDT) Received: from [206.181.220.82] (telephonet.com [206.181.220.82]) by ns.telephonet.com (8.7.5/8.6.9) with SMTP id DAA22469; Sat, 12 Apr 1997 03:59:37 -0400 Date: Sat, 12 Apr 1997 04:01:35 -0400 From: HumourNet@telephonet.com (HumourNet) Subject: Collage 348: Computer Virus Humor Sender: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu X-Sender: humour@HumourNet.com (Unverified) To: The Internet's Moderated Mailing List for Humor <humornet@csf.colorado.edu> X-To: (HumourNet) Message-id: <collage348@humournet.com> MIME-version: 1.0 X-Mailer: SmartMailer(tm) by Smart Mail Solutions, Inc. 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Content-type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Precedence: bulk X-Listprocessor-version: 8.0 -- ListProcessor(tm) by CREN From: POSTMASTER@ssdi.sony.com.sg To: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu Subject: Mail failure Date: Fri, 18 Apr 97 14:56:00 :00 Encoding: 491 TEXT [002] Mail was received that was addressed to unknown addresses. Mail item was not delivered to: KT/SSDI3/sunilba ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Return-Path: <owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu> Message-Id: <collage350@humournet.com> Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 01:21:10 -0400 Sender: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu Precedence: bulk From: HumourNet@telephonet.com (HumourNet) To: "The Internet's Moderated Mailing List for Humor" <humornet@csf.colorado.edu> Subject: Collage 350: Animal Humor Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" X-To: (HumourNet) X-Sender: humour@HumourNet.com X-Mailer: SmartMailer(tm) by Smart Mail Solutions, Inc. X-Listprocessor-Version: 8.0 -- ListProcessor(tm) by CREN content-length: 15296 From: POSTMASTER@sys1.com To: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu Subject: Mail failure Date: Fri, 18 Apr 97 08:49:00 PDT Encoding: 490 TEXT [002] Mail was received that was addressed to unknown addresses. Mail item was not delivered to: FNB/FNBPO02/emalon ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Return-Path: <owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu> Message-Id: <collage350@humournet.com> Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 01:21:10 -0400 Sender: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu Precedence: bulk From: HumourNet@telephonet.com (HumourNet) To: "The Internet's Moderated Mailing List for Humor" <humornet@csf.colorado.edu> Subject: Collage 350: Animal Humor Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" X-To: (HumourNet) X-Sender: humour@HumourNet.com X-Mailer: SmartMailer(tm) by Smart Mail Solutions, Inc. X-Listprocessor-Version: 8.0 -- ListProcessor(tm) by CREN X-Sender: humornet@mail.telephonet.com Precedence: bulk Mime-Version: 1.0 Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 16:19:04 -0400 To: ListMom <Listmom@telephonet.com> From: System Administrator <postmaster@PSS.Boeing.com> (by way of Vince Sabio, HumourNet Moderator) Subject: Undeliverable: Collage 350: Animal Humor Your message did not reach some or all of the intended recipients. To: humornet@csf.colorado.edu Subject: Collage 350: Animal Humor Sent: 4/18/97 13:15:52 PM The following recipient(s) could not be reached: Mark.Schmidt@PSS.boeing.com on 4/18/97 13:15:52 PM Recipient Not Found MSEXCH:IMC:Boeing:PSS:XCH-HUB-02 From: POSTMASTER@cspo.cs.gov.sg To: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu Subject: Mail failure Date: Fri, 18 Apr 97 14:58:00 PDT Encoding: 505 TEXT [002] Mail was received that was addressed to unknown addresses. 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X-Listprocessor-Version: 8.0 -- ListProcessor(tm) by CREN From: response@ibmmail.com Date: Wed, 16 Apr 1997 10:27:21 EDT To: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu MIME-Version: 1.0 Subject: Non-delivery notification Your mail item could not be delivered to the address: kate@natwest.e-mail.com The following is an alias for this address: gbnwbt@ibmmail.com The recipient system could not receive your mail. Date: Sat, 19 Apr 1997 06:14:41 +0800 From: Mail Delivery Subsystem <MAILER-DAEMON@perceptor.brewsoft.com> Subject: Returned mail: Local configuration error To: <owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu> To: postmaster@perceptor.brewsoft.com MIME-Version: 1.0 The original message was received at Sat, 19 Apr 1997 06:14:21 +0800 from mail@localhost ----- The following addresses had delivery problems ----- <yvonne@brewsoft> (unrecoverable error) ----- Transcript of session follows ----- 554 MX list for brewsoft.com. points back to perceptor.brewsoft 554 <yvonne@brewsoft>... 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X-Listprocessor-Version: 8.0 -- ListProcessor(tm) by CREN ----- Message body suppressed ----- From: Mail Delivery System <Postmaster@swansea.ac.uk> To: owner-humornet <owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu> Date: Fri, 18 Apr 97 22:27:44 GMT0BST Subject: Delivery failure notification With reference to your message with the subject: "Collage 350: Animal Humor" One or more addresses in your message have failed with the following responses from the mail transport system: User <mikep@mateng1.swan.ac.uk> not known at this site. 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X-Listprocessor-Version: 8.0 -- ListProcessor(tm) by CREN MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 18:00:39 -0600 (MDT) From: Mail Delivery Subsystem <MAILER-DAEMON@csf.Colorado.EDU> Subject: Returned mail: Cannot send message for 3 days To: <owner-humornet@csf.Colorado.EDU> Auto-Submitted: auto-generated (failure) The original message was received at Tue, 15 Apr 1997 02:24:59 -0600 (MDT) from LOCALHOST [127.0.0.1] ----- The following addresses have delivery notifications ----- <RECCAT@MARSHALL.EDU> (unrecoverable error) <fette@MARSHALL.EDU> (unrecoverable error) ----- Transcript of session follows ----- <RECCAT@MARSHALL.EDU>,<fette@MARSHALL.EDU>... Deferred: Connection timed out with frodo.marshall.edu. Message could not be delivered for 3 days Message will be deleted from queue ----- Message header follows ----- Return-Path: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu Received: from host (LOCALHOST [127.0.0.1]) by csf.Colorado.EDU (8.7.6/8.7.3/CNS-4.0p) with SMTP id CAA07885; Tue, 15 Apr 1997 02:24:59 -0600 (MDT) Received: from ns.telephonet.com (ns.telephonet.com [207.254.96.11]) by csf.Colorado.EDU (8.7.6/8.7.3/CNS-4.0p) with ESMTP id WAA01089 for <humornet@csf.colorado.edu>; Mon, 14 Apr 1997 22:52:36 -0600 (MDT) Received: from [206.181.220.82] (telephonet.com [206.181.220.82]) by ns.telephonet.com (8.7.5/8.6.9) with SMTP id AAA06216; Tue, 15 Apr 1997 00:52:30 -0400 Message-Id: <collage349@humournet.com> Date: Tue, 15 Apr 1997 00:54:35 -0400 Sender: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu Precedence: bulk From: HumourNet@telephonet.com (HumourNet) To: "The Internet's Moderated Mailing List for Humor" <humornet@csf.colorado.edu> Subject: Collage 349: IRS Humor Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" X-To: (HumourNet) X-Sender: humour@HumourNet.com X-Mailer: SmartMailer(tm) by Smart Mail Solutions, Inc. X-Listprocessor-Version: 8.0 -- ListProcessor(tm) by CREN ----- Message body suppressed ----- Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 23:19:14 -0400 (EDT) From: Mailer-daemon@mrin18.mail.aol.com Subject: Returned Mail: Undeliverable To: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu The mail you sent could not be delivered to: 571 asbezeto@aol.com will not accept this message The text you sent follows: >From owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu Fri Apr 18 03:25:59 1997 Return-Path: <owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu> Received: from csf.Colorado.EDU (csf.Colorado.EDU [128.138.129.195]) by emin17.mail.aol.com (8.8.5/8.8.5/AOL-2.0.0) with ESMTP id DAA18376 for <asbezeto@aol.com>; Fri, 18 Apr 1997 03:25:57 -0400 (EDT) Received: from host (LOCALHOST [127.0.0.1]) by csf.Colorado.EDU (8.7.6/8.7.3/CNS-4.0p) with SMTP id BAA28598; Fri, 18 Apr 1997 01:25:53 -0600 (MDT) Received: from ns.telephonet.com (ns.telephonet.com [207.254.96.11]) by csf.Colorado.EDU (8.7.6/8.7.3/CNS-4.0p) with ESMTP id XAA25156 for <humornet@csf.colorado.edu>; Thu, 17 Apr 1997 23:19:29 -0600 (MDT) Received: from [206.181.220.82] (telephonet.com [206.181.220.82]) by ns.telephonet.com (8.7.5/8.6.9) with SMTP id BAA20972; Fri, 18 Apr 1997 01:19:11 -0400 Message-Id: <collage350@humournet.com> Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 01:21:10 -0400 Sender: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu Precedence: bulk From: HumourNet@telephonet.com (HumourNet) To: "The Internet's Moderated Mailing List for Humor" <humornet@csf.colorado.edu> Subject: Collage 350: Animal Humor Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" X-To: (HumourNet) X-Sender: humour@HumourNet.com X-Mailer: SmartMailer(tm) by Smart Mail Solutions, Inc. X-Listprocessor-Version: 8.0 -- ListProcessor(tm) by CREN Date: Sat, 19 Apr 1997 01:24:41 -0400 (EDT) From: Mailer-daemon@mrin20.mail.aol.com Subject: Returned Mail: Undeliverable To: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu The mail you sent could not be delivered to: 552 kjenkins@aol.com has a full mailbox The text you sent follows: >From owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu Fri Apr 18 03:17:24 1997 Return-Path: <owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu> Received: from csf.Colorado.EDU (csf.Colorado.EDU [128.138.129.195]) by mrin48.mail.aol.com (8.8.5/8.8.5/AOL-2.0.0) with ESMTP id DAA07135; Fri, 18 Apr 1997 03:17:20 -0400 (EDT) Received: from host (LOCALHOST [127.0.0.1]) by csf.Colorado.EDU (8.7.6/8.7.3/CNS-4.0p) with SMTP id BAA28346; Fri, 18 Apr 1997 01:20:19 -0600 (MDT) Received: from ns.telephonet.com (ns.telephonet.com [207.254.96.11]) by csf.Colorado.EDU (8.7.6/8.7.3/CNS-4.0p) with ESMTP id XAA25156 for <humornet@csf.colorado.edu>; Thu, 17 Apr 1997 23:19:29 -0600 (MDT) Received: from [206.181.220.82] (telephonet.com [206.181.220.82]) by ns.telephonet.com (8.7.5/8.6.9) with SMTP id BAA20972; Fri, 18 Apr 1997 01:19:11 -0400 Message-Id: <collage350@humournet.com> Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 01:21:10 -0400 Sender: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu Precedence: bulk From: HumourNet@telephonet.com (HumourNet) To: "The Internet's Moderated Mailing List for Humor" <humornet@csf.colorado.edu> Subject: Collage 350: Animal Humor Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" X-To: (HumourNet) X-Sender: humour@HumourNet.com X-Mailer: SmartMailer(tm) by Smart Mail Solutions, Inc. X-Listprocessor-Version: 8.0 -- ListProcessor(tm) by CREN Date: Sat, 19 Apr 1997 01:30:50 -0700 (PDT) From: Mail Delivery Subsystem <MAILER-DAEMON@informix.com> Subject: Returned mail: Cannot send message within 1 day To: <owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu> MIME-Version: 1.0 Auto-Submitted: auto-generated (failure) The original message was received at Fri, 18 Apr 1997 00:52:40 -0700 (PDT) from atlas.na.informix.com [134.168.12.207] ----- The following addresses had permanent fatal errors ----- <carvel9@infsyd.informix.com> ----- Transcript of session follows ----- <carvel9@infsyd.informix.com>... Deferred: Connection reset by infsyd.informix.com. 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X-Listprocessor-Version: 8.0 -- ListProcessor(tm) by CREN Date: Sat, 19 Apr 1997 05:14:46 -0400 (EDT) From: Mailer-daemon@mrin18.mail.aol.com Subject: Returned Mail: Undeliverable To: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu The mail you sent could not be delivered to: 550 thornkp@aol.com is not a known user The text you sent follows: >From owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu Fri Apr 18 04:26:37 1997 Return-Path: <owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu> Received: from csf.Colorado.EDU (csf.Colorado.EDU [128.138.129.195]) by emin13.mail.aol.com (8.8.5/8.8.5/AOL-2.0.0) with ESMTP id EAA11576 for <thornkp@aol.com>; Fri, 18 Apr 1997 04:26:34 -0400 (EDT) Received: from host (LOCALHOST [127.0.0.1]) by csf.Colorado.EDU (8.7.6/8.7.3/CNS-4.0p) with SMTP id CAA01340; Fri, 18 Apr 1997 02:26:04 -0600 (MDT) Received: from ns.telephonet.com (ns.telephonet.com [207.254.96.11]) by csf.Colorado.EDU (8.7.6/8.7.3/CNS-4.0p) with ESMTP id XAA25156 for <humornet@csf.colorado.edu>; Thu, 17 Apr 1997 23:19:29 -0600 (MDT) Received: from [206.181.220.82] (telephonet.com [206.181.220.82]) by ns.telephonet.com (8.7.5/8.6.9) with SMTP id BAA20972; Fri, 18 Apr 1997 01:19:11 -0400 Message-Id: <collage350@humournet.com> Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 01:21:10 -0400 Sender: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu Precedence: bulk From: HumourNet@telephonet.com (HumourNet) To: "The Internet's Moderated Mailing List for Humor" <humornet@csf.colorado.edu> Subject: Collage 350: Animal Humor Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" X-To: (HumourNet) X-Sender: humour@HumourNet.com X-Mailer: SmartMailer(tm) by Smart Mail Solutions, Inc. X-Listprocessor-Version: 8.0 -- ListProcessor(tm) by CREN Date: Sat, 19 Apr 1997 06:27:35 -0400 (EDT) From: Mailer-daemon@mrin20.mail.aol.com Subject: Returned Mail: Undeliverable To: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu The mail you sent could not be delivered to: 550 mantin999@aol.com is not a known user The text you sent follows: >From owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu Fri Apr 18 03:18:13 1997 Return-Path: <owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu> Received: from csf.Colorado.EDU (csf.Colorado.EDU [128.138.129.195]) by mrin48.mail.aol.com (8.8.5/8.8.5/AOL-2.0.0) with ESMTP id DAA07420; Fri, 18 Apr 1997 03:18:07 -0400 (EDT) Received: from host (LOCALHOST [127.0.0.1]) by csf.Colorado.EDU (8.7.6/8.7.3/CNS-4.0p) with SMTP id BAA28416; Fri, 18 Apr 1997 01:21:09 -0600 (MDT) Received: from ns.telephonet.com (ns.telephonet.com [207.254.96.11]) by csf.Colorado.EDU (8.7.6/8.7.3/CNS-4.0p) with ESMTP id XAA25156 for <humornet@csf.colorado.edu>; Thu, 17 Apr 1997 23:19:29 -0600 (MDT) Received: from [206.181.220.82] (telephonet.com [206.181.220.82]) by ns.telephonet.com (8.7.5/8.6.9) with SMTP id BAA20972; Fri, 18 Apr 1997 01:19:11 -0400 Message-Id: <collage350@humournet.com> Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 01:21:10 -0400 Sender: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu Precedence: bulk From: HumourNet@telephonet.com (HumourNet) To: "The Internet's Moderated Mailing List for Humor" <humornet@csf.colorado.edu> Subject: Collage 350: Animal Humor Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" X-To: (HumourNet) X-Sender: humour@HumourNet.com X-Mailer: SmartMailer(tm) by Smart Mail Solutions, Inc. X-Listprocessor-Version: 8.0 -- ListProcessor(tm) by CREN Date: Sat, 19 Apr 1997 08:52:47 -0400 (EDT) From: Mailer-daemon@mrin18.mail.aol.com Subject: Returned Mail: Undeliverable To: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu The mail you sent could not be delivered to: 550 sherrick8@aol.com is not a known user The text you sent follows: >From owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu Fri Apr 18 03:06:29 1997 Return-Path: <owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu> Received: from tibinc.com ([165.113.213.2]) by mrin45.mail.aol.com (8.8.5/8.8.5/AOL-2.0.0) with SMTP id DAA22813 for <sherrick8@aol.com>; Fri, 18 Apr 1997 03:06:21 -0400 (EDT) Received: from csf.Colorado.EDU (csf.Colorado.EDU [128.138.129.195]) by tibinc.com (8.6.12/8.6.9) with ESMTP id XAA05425 for <alex@tibinc.com>; Thu, 17 Apr 1997 23:13:26 -0700 Received: from host (LOCALHOST [127.0.0.1]) by csf.Colorado.EDU (8.7.6/8.7.3/CNS-4.0p) with SMTP id BAA27763; Fri, 18 Apr 1997 01:02:01 -0600 (MDT) Received: from ns.telephonet.com (ns.telephonet.com [207.254.96.11]) by csf.Colorado.EDU (8.7.6/8.7.3/CNS-4.0p) with ESMTP id XAA25156 for <humornet@csf.colorado.edu>; Thu, 17 Apr 1997 23:19:29 -0600 (MDT) Received: from [206.181.220.82] (telephonet.com [206.181.220.82]) by ns.telephonet.com (8.7.5/8.6.9) with SMTP id BAA20972; Fri, 18 Apr 1997 01:19:11 -0400 Message-Id: <collage350@humournet.com> Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 01:21:10 -0400 Sender: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu Precedence: bulk From: HumourNet@telephonet.com (HumourNet) To: "The Internet's Moderated Mailing List for Humor" <humornet@csf.colorado.edu> Subject: Collage 350: Animal Humor Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" X-To: (HumourNet) X-Sender: humour@HumourNet.com X-Mailer: SmartMailer(tm) by Smart Mail Solutions, Inc. X-Listprocessor-Version: 8.0 -- ListProcessor(tm) by CREN Mime-Version: 1.0 Date: Sat, 19 Apr 1997 13:25:46 -0400 To: Listmom <listmom@telephonet.com> From: -MaiSer-@enerco.co.nz (by way of Vince Sabio, HumourNet Moderator) Subject: Message Not Delivered Non-Delivery Error Code: 201 Message was not delivered to: DebBrown@enerco (Debbianna Brown) [AUCKLAND] Original Message Follows: >Sender: owner-humornet@csf.colorado.edu >To: "The Internet's Moderated Mailing List for Humor" <humornet@csf.colorado.edu> ::snip body of message:: VERSION:3.00 TO:CSI:ENERCO/AUCKLAND/DebBrown FROM:MHS:HumourNe@INETGATE (HumourNet) <HumourNet@telephonet.com> DATE:1997-04-18 TIME:01:21 SUBJECT:Collage 350: Animal Humor PRIORITY: EXT:G:119:P2TO:ADDR I:3:TYPE 2 A:5:TYPE CSI A:26:NAME ENERCO/AUCKLAND/DebBrown G:36:FNAME:ALIAS A:17:FRIENDLYNAME Debbianna Brown EXT:G:146:P1FROM:ADDR I:4:TYPE 22 A:5:TYPE MHS A:58:NAME HumourNe@INETGATE (HumourNet) <HumourNet@telephonet.com> G:30:FNAME:ALIAS A:11:FRIENDLYNAME HumourNet
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